Harrison Ford and Disney today confirmed that there will be a new Indiana Jones film set for 2019. Put together entirely by secret camera footage of the assisted living facility that Ford now resides in, Indiana Jones And The Abusive Carer is planned to be the final film in the series, unless Ford survives in which case there will be a sequel.
A Disney press release said of the film "Indiana Jones is possibly the second most loved film series that George Lucas ever ruined over time, we feel that by taking the series in a new direction we can win back an entire generation of lost viewers. Mainly the permanently outraged on Facebook generation. We feel that once they see the burly carer manhandle Indiana out of bed and then slap him until he hands over his pension, they will share the trailer to the ends of the earth."
Ford however is planning on suing Disney after he sustained injuries during the filming of the latest installment. It has been reported by TMZ and PMS that while slowly shuffling to the dining room for afternoon tea, Ford tripped on a ruffled piece of carpet and broke his hip. Although a common injury for a man his age, it is thought that Ford believes it was Disney's fault for not choosing a care home with laminate flooring.
Indiana Jones fan and whip enthusiast Speven Stielberg commented saying "You know this will be probably the best of all the films. The director definitely keeps getting better with age, the adventures just keep getting more and more exciting. I for one, can't wait!"
Ford however is planning on suing Disney after he sustained injuries during the filming of the latest installment. It has been reported by TMZ and PMS that while slowly shuffling to the dining room for afternoon tea, Ford tripped on a ruffled piece of carpet and broke his hip. Although a common injury for a man his age, it is thought that Ford believes it was Disney's fault for not choosing a care home with laminate flooring.
Indiana Jones fan and whip enthusiast Speven Stielberg commented saying "You know this will be probably the best of all the films. The director definitely keeps getting better with age, the adventures just keep getting more and more exciting. I for one, can't wait!"
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