Ian McShane today took to his personal website, hansolodiesinthenewstarwars.com, to hit back at the people admonishing him for revealing details about the new series of HBO mega show Game of Thrones. "I don't give even the tiniest little shit about those nerds" he began, "let's be honest, their lives are just tits and dragons. Just without the tits."
The foul mouthed rant is almost designed to annoy the many hordes of virgins who almost religiously follow the show. The outrage it sparked almost instantly was far reaching and vociferous.
Sexless spot factory Michael Noshags posted on his LiveJournal saying "I can't believe that Lovejoy has ruined Game of Thrones for me. I mean I know I read the books before so I knew anyway, and I am a regular on the message boards. But people care about this. It's not like Rocky getting cancer in Creed or anything"
A comment on Mr Noshags journal from a user named 'IMcLovejoyDeadwood88' said "Rocky gets cancer? You cunt, let me tell you something about your life. You will get less sex than the little fat virgin in Porkys. He got laid once, you nerds are good at maths. You work out how that will go for you"
When we contacted Ian McShane for a comment his voicemail was him giving away the endings to all new releases at the cinema and finished with "At the end of Batman V Superman a room full of nerds realise they have wasted their money."
Sexless spot factory Michael Noshags posted on his LiveJournal saying "I can't believe that Lovejoy has ruined Game of Thrones for me. I mean I know I read the books before so I knew anyway, and I am a regular on the message boards. But people care about this. It's not like Rocky getting cancer in Creed or anything"
A comment on Mr Noshags journal from a user named 'IMcLovejoyDeadwood88' said "Rocky gets cancer? You cunt, let me tell you something about your life. You will get less sex than the little fat virgin in Porkys. He got laid once, you nerds are good at maths. You work out how that will go for you"
When we contacted Ian McShane for a comment his voicemail was him giving away the endings to all new releases at the cinema and finished with "At the end of Batman V Superman a room full of nerds realise they have wasted their money."