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Welsh People Go Back To Liking Rugby

6/7/2016

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The whole of Wales tonight breathed a huge sigh of relief as they were knocked out of Euro 2016 by Portugal. After two weeks of pretending to like football just to rub it in their English enemies faces, most of the country were exhausted and a run to the final may have ended up cutting the population in half.

Welsh rugby fan Gareth Bumfancier commented "Oh do you isn't it boyo, I don't even like football, but it's always nice to get one over on those horse fucking English isn't it! Gareth Bale! He hits a good penalty kick but the skinny wimp keeps hitting it under the posts isn't it."
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English football fan Carl Hooligan-VanDriver said after the Wales defeat "Since we lost to Iceland the other week I've been telling everyone that I was part Welsh after my Great Grandad, but the truth is he wasn't Welsh really, he was just a really loud twat so everyone believed me"

The Welsh FA are said to be planning on replacing Chris Coleman with Roy Hodgson in order to ensure that this fantastic achievement is never again repeated, Hodgson is said to be delighted with the opportunity to play Gareth Bale at left back and drill it into him to only ever pass the ball fucking sidewards.
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