The decision comes most UK teams failed to even reach the quarter finals, when Scotland failed to have any impact at all, Ireland as a whole equally lost in two separate matches and England performed their favourite trick of raising everyone's hopes and dashing them early so the players can get their fill of prostitutes before they go home to their wives.
It comes as a shock, as the England team were on absolute top form, as the team had managed to go four games without sexually assaulting anyone, that we know of.
Disappointed fans in the stadium and at home, apparently who have never heard of irony, took to social media to claim they voted to leave the EU to stop national embarrassments just like this. Twitter user @ChatShitVoteOut said "All I'm saying is if we play British football for British people, none of these Poles or Iceland Mums would be beat us! #LeaveFIFA"
Other fans were convinced that the team could use an overhaul. On Facebook, fan Paul Hooligan said "I thought we voted to have an all British team! Our team tonight played like a load of benefit cheating foreigners. And I'm fairly certain that some of those players were black. Get them out! Of the tournament that is. I ay racist. Some of my best mates am darkies. Well, not best mates."
FIFA head Sepp Blatter promised 'swift and amicable leave' if the UK teams decide to leave all the competitions, as the teams, in his words, would "echo their performances in national competitions; leaving early is their nature"
Wales have continued to the quarter finals, but much like the last big European news story this week, nobody cares what they're doing.