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Tony Blair Gets Away With Murder, Doesn't Give A Fuck

7/7/2016

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Tony Blair today managed to get away with murder for the 13th year in a row. When asked if he was happy that he had managed to get away with the latest charges pointed towards him Blair replied "I don't really give a fuck, I don't wear sandals or have a beard, I'll never go to jail for the utterly terrible crimes I've committed, and if you don't like it, then you can suck on my massive cock. And it is massive, I assure you that I do not disrespect the views of those in opposition to mine, but we must hold firm in the belief that my cock is fucking massive."
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This goes against all speeches made at the time of the invasion of Iraq, in which Blair claimed his penis was above average. It is thought that the current increase in claimed size is due to Blair being a pathological liar who doesn't think that any of his actions have any consequence. 

When approached for comment about Blair's claims of a giant member, his wife laughed so hard her mouth took up 86% of her head compared to the usual 73%
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