Russia And England To Headline UFC 201

Hooligans from Russian and England have been tapped up by UFC President Dana White to headline the card at UFC 201 on July 30th. At a press conference in Atlanta, White announced his decision to a packed audience "I have decided that at UFC 201 the headline fight will be between Russia and England. I know that both fighters are unknown in MMA circles, but I know that the English will bring big pay per view buy rates from that side of the pond and listening to the Russians talk will make more sense than Conor McGregor does. It's a win-win for all concerned really."

When informed of the decision English hooligan Barry Fattits "I am fucking looking forward to this. I was there in the crowd when they jumped the barriers. I was gonna fucking have them all, but my Mom dragged me away. You can see me on the pictures, I am wearing shorts and nothing else."

Russian hooligan Sergei Capprick said "Я гребаный с нетерпением жду этого . Я был там в толпе , когда они прыгали барьеры . Я собирался гребаный их всех , но моя мама потащила меня прочь. Вы можете меня видеть на фотографии , я ношу шорты и ничего больше."