Racists Come Out In Force To Deny Racism, With More Racism.

Hundreds of thousands of racists today liked a picture on Facebook of a caricature of what appears to be Al Jolson during his now accepted as incredibly racist black and white minstrel days. In a show of irony that most of them were completely unaware of they bombarded a picture that said this isn't racist, with racist comments. 

One user, known only as "Mikey Plums" said "vis is neva racist, and if any black cunt finks it is, i wil fite im in tha fevas"

Another user, named "Sandy Fox" who is possibly a small child, or an adult with special needs said "Da prob ir w sum blak twitz dat keep bringin up. Itz not us dat av dat prob or even fink it. Itz dem. So dey are racist nd enjoy bein so. We dnt care a less"

The post by what seems to be a real person has been liked almost half a million times. Which by our calculations, means that almost half a million people on Facebook are definitely fucking bellends. 

The viral nature of Facebook means that the post will most likely continue to be spread to more and more people by the day. Faced with a possible media backlash and refusal to buy their jam for other reasons apart from Hartley's being better, we approached Robinson's jam for a comment.

"Look, just fuck off would you. We have Paddington on the jars now. People had almost forgotten about all that racism and stuff until that silly twat reminded everyone. Do you know how many jars of jam we have sold since he posted that? Three! And they were all me!"