The decision to plunge the country into uncertainty is not one that the platter-featured MP for Witney was backing, which has damaged his reputation within his own party.
Voters across the country rejected the words and promises of the ceramic-bonced figurehead of the Remain campaign, by a narrow margin of over 1 million people. The popular opinion fell in the favour of racist grandad Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson, a man who resembles what would happen if a fur rug came to life and it turned out it was mentally retarded. And racist.
Leave voter Mr Terrence Easily-Suede had this to say on the resignation: "It's exactly what I expected. I called it when I was down the Dog and Feathers with Mikey Plums. I said that voting out meant that Cameron would have to resign. You watch, England will win the Euros next! Not that I want that. Blood Europe. But who cares, my protest vote worked! I just hope this doesn't mean that any other member of the Conservative party gets into power. I bloody hate the Tories!"
"Is it me, though, or does Cameron look like one of those hand painted collector plates you see at your nans house?"
All that remains is to be seen is how Platey McPlateface will act out his final days as the leader of the newly independent G̶a̶l̶a̶c̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶E̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶ United Kingdom.