Sources from a Johannesburg prison have today revealed that Oscar Pistorious has been getting drunk on prison bath-house booze and revealing a diferent side of his personality to fellow inmates. Rumours say that Oscar has been indulging in his drink of choice - Oscar's Bathroom Shots - and making a fool of himself in the communal showers.
Strangely, most of Pistorius' comments have been aimed at himself.
'He shouted something about putting the 'leg' in legal defense attorney, and how he wish he'd declared shinsanity,' said a source at Johannesburg. 'He said he really shot himself in the foot this time.'
Mr Clarks the lawyer Pistorious are said to be worried about where the remarks are going to lead. "Oscar needs to put himself in our shoes. If the shoe was on the other foot he would be very angry that all of our legwork is going to waste."
Pistorious himself has been trying to find out as much dirt on the jury as possible, even going as far as hiring a private detective, or gumshoe, to dig up anything he can use against them.
"I don't understand what Oscar's problem is honestly, he just needs to kick back and take the weight off his feet" our source continued "that booze is going to his head, and if that gets ruined he only has his arms left!"
Pistorious himself has been trying to find out as much dirt on the jury as possible, even going as far as hiring a private detective, or gumshoe, to dig up anything he can use against them.
"I don't understand what Oscar's problem is honestly, he just needs to kick back and take the weight off his feet" our source continued "that booze is going to his head, and if that gets ruined he only has his arms left!"
RSS Feed