In a press release which has shocked no one, ITV have confirmed a fourteenth season of Piers Morgan's Life Stories will be debuting in early 2016.
The chat show, which has received critical acclaim for delving into celebrities' deepest and most personal issues, has boasted some of the biggest names in the media. Next season is set to be no different.
'We've got some really interest people lined up for next year's shows,' said a spokesperson for ITV. 'Will Smith, Mick Jagger, Ozzy Osbourne. None of them were available this year. But we got some folks who are very close to these people. Very close indeed.'
'Jason Nevins is the first to appear on the series. You might be thinking 'who the hell is Jason Nevins?' Well I'll tell you. He's actually one of the closest people in Ozzy Osbourne's life. Jason once got busted fingering Kelly Osbourne behind a van in Birmingham. And who was it who busted him? Ozzy himself. Jason is set to reveal all in an explosive first episode.'
But that's not all. Foul Ent can exclusively reveal that PETER ANDRE's nan will appear on the series. 'This is a biggie for us,' said an ITV representative. 'Everyone loves Peter Andre, right? Yeah well, we'll see. Apparently his nan thinks he's a tit. You're gonna have to watch to find out.'
Other confirmed guests so far include: Robson Green, Claire Sweeney and Tinhead (Brookside Special), Peter North (The Cumshot King) and Donovan. The series is set to air February 2016.