Piers Morgan today managed to break the record for being a twat on consecutive days, with a grand total of 18696 days. The previous holder with 18695 days, also Piers Morgan, said "I'm very pleased for the new holder, me, because if anyone deserves to be in the Guinness Book Of Records, it's me"
"It was hard, it is always hard to break my record every single day. I managed it though. Take this morning for example I was working really hard to break my record, like every day, when I remembered that Muhammad Ali had died, it was then I knew I had to tweet something ripping on him. It helps that everyone liked him and he was a muzzy. I don't know what I will do tomorrow, probably agree with Katie Hopkins or something."
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