In a move that has shocked the world the Chinese Communist party have changed the law regarding the number of children families can have. A spokesman from the party confirmed the move "If we want to force the world to assimilate... erm, what I mean to say is, we have a drastic need to fill the job market with fresh workers"
Numerous industries in China are drastically under-employed and this latest move to plug the gap has been welcomed by employers. Xia May Law Yung who owns a Mill said "I cannot wait to have some more workers, especially children, their little frames and hands can get right into the gears of the machinery to clean them."
Victorian workhouse owner Mr A Wealthyman claimed the decision was a victory for the Chinese economy "All I can say is that I will be glad to get my hands on some more cheap labour, do you know how long it takes to get 15,000 pairs of Nikes made at the moment? I need another 750 kids by next week or my profit margins are going to drop to 560% "
Victorian workhouse owner Mr A Wealthyman claimed the decision was a victory for the Chinese economy "All I can say is that I will be glad to get my hands on some more cheap labour, do you know how long it takes to get 15,000 pairs of Nikes made at the moment? I need another 750 kids by next week or my profit margins are going to drop to 560% "
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