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Chinese Communist Party In More Workers Plea

29/10/2015

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​In a move that has shocked the world the Chinese Communist party have changed the law regarding the number of children families can have. A spokesman from the party confirmed the move "If we want to force the world to assimilate... erm, what I mean to say is, we have a drastic need to fill the job market with fresh workers" 
Numerous industries in China are drastically under-employed and this latest move to plug the gap has been welcomed by employers. Xia May Law Yung who owns a Mill said "I cannot wait to have some more workers, especially children, their little frames and hands can get right into the gears of the machinery to clean them." 

​Victorian workhouse owner Mr A Wealthyman claimed the decision was a victory for the Chinese economy "All I can say is that I will be glad to get my hands on some more cheap labour, do you know how long it takes to get 15,000 pairs of Nikes made at the moment? I need another 750 kids by next week or my profit margins are going to drop to 560% "
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