One Million Moms today claimed that all kinds of fun lead to unabashed Satan worship.
In an open post on their optimistically named website they claimed that "fun makes you a play thing of the dark lord" and "Jim Henson probably sacrificed virgins and drank their blood"
In an open post on their optimistically named website they claimed that "fun makes you a play thing of the dark lord" and "Jim Henson probably sacrificed virgins and drank their blood"
The batshit mental fundamentalist Christian group, possibly containing upwards of 7 sandy minged, cranky old bitches, apparently got their giant dung hampers in a twist after the first episode of the latest incarnation of The Muppets.
ABC had advertised the show as aimed at adults and put it on at a later timeslot but apparently this still wasn't enough for One Million Moms.
ABC had advertised the show as aimed at adults and put it on at a later timeslot but apparently this still wasn't enough for One Million Moms.
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"I made my 2 year old stay up for an extra hour and a half especially so I could be outraged when she saw it, and I was. Especially the scenes that were funny. She quite liked it when Kermit was on, but I personally threw up nine times."
The post has been viewed at least six times on various militant Christian websites and has been shared on the White Supremacist website Stormfront, where they took a dim view of Fozzy bear dating a white woman.
Forum member, D4rk13s0u7, said "Why can't he date within his own species? It's bad enough they come over here and take our jobs, but our women as well? It's positive reinforcement, in my view she should have been dating a polar bear"
A spokesman from The Muppets said "Five years ago I would have just made a clever but clean put down, something like calling them One Militant Mom, but now I can just tell them to fuck off"
Original story: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a674676/the-muppets-is-perverted-so-says-campaign-group-one-million-mums.html
The post has been viewed at least six times on various militant Christian websites and has been shared on the White Supremacist website Stormfront, where they took a dim view of Fozzy bear dating a white woman.
Forum member, D4rk13s0u7, said "Why can't he date within his own species? It's bad enough they come over here and take our jobs, but our women as well? It's positive reinforcement, in my view she should have been dating a polar bear"
A spokesman from The Muppets said "Five years ago I would have just made a clever but clean put down, something like calling them One Militant Mom, but now I can just tell them to fuck off"
Original story: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a674676/the-muppets-is-perverted-so-says-campaign-group-one-million-mums.html
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