Noel Edmonds was in a positive mood after leaving Channel Four studios in Walsall, he told reporters that he had a new idea in mind that he was going to take to ITV to replace that bag of shit that Bradley Walsh invented. "I've had this in my head for a while, it's going to be a revolutionary show" Edmonds told a packed Dixy's Chicken in Walsall "the premise is incredibly complex and I don't think I would be able to explain it to you currently due to time constraints, my chicken is almost ready you see, I can however tell you the title 'Heads Or No Heads'"
Details about the format of the mystery game show are few and far between, the only rumours that seem to be surfacing from Channel Four studios are that near to the end of Edmonds' time with the company he would spend up to 9 hours a day tossing a coin in the staff canteen.
The new show being pitched by Edmonds is the 354th show currently being considered by ex television presenters and according to show runner Cath Oderay it is one of the best she has ever seen. "I have seen a lot of bad game shows, like that one Bradley Walsh did the other week, what the fuck was that? But this is genius. It actually manages to beat deal or no deal for simplicity, and most importantly it is going to cost 50p to produce. because it is just tossing a fucking coin, actually maybe we could get away with using a 2p."