The makers of the popular card game 'Cards Against Humanity' once again pranked their customers on Black Friday by selling them absolutely nothing. A spokesman from the company ingeniously named 'Cards Against Humanity LLC' had this to say "We didn't prank anyone. We told them they were getting nothing, and they did. It's funny because I used most of the money to buy a suit of armour and then gave some charity for spastics $50. Awesome right?"
The horrendously overweight... we think it was a man, continued "We haven't lied to anyone. I don't get it, what's the problem? It's not like we sold them shit. That was last year hahahaha"
CAH fanatic, Vergin Ballhandler had this to say "I think it's so witty what they did. I mean it must have taken them so long to think up that idea. You know, of doing absolutely nothing. Just like it must have taken them a long time to write down a mixture of innocuous and offensive phrases and print them onto cards. I'm going to put my nothing right next to my pile of shit. What? No I didn't buy anything off them last year, why do you ask?"
Cards Against Humanity is the brainchild of Gregory Peck Jr ( no relation ) who said in an interview in 1995 "I first thought of the idea when I was drinking at a Klan rally, I was saying to my buddies Skeeter and Henry, what if we could say what we really thought about these damn buckwheats in public! Cards Against Humanity was born that day, now I can say whatever I want as long as I have the right card"
CAH fanatic, Vergin Ballhandler had this to say "I think it's so witty what they did. I mean it must have taken them so long to think up that idea. You know, of doing absolutely nothing. Just like it must have taken them a long time to write down a mixture of innocuous and offensive phrases and print them onto cards. I'm going to put my nothing right next to my pile of shit. What? No I didn't buy anything off them last year, why do you ask?"
Cards Against Humanity is the brainchild of Gregory Peck Jr ( no relation ) who said in an interview in 1995 "I first thought of the idea when I was drinking at a Klan rally, I was saying to my buddies Skeeter and Henry, what if we could say what we really thought about these damn buckwheats in public! Cards Against Humanity was born that day, now I can say whatever I want as long as I have the right card"
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