David Lammy today called on Parliament to stop asking him to sing Ace Of Spades for them. "It's the Northern MPs mainly" Lammy told us "Me and the other Southern MPs haven't heard of Motorhead." As well as this uphill struggle, Lammy is also recommending that Parliament ignore the EU referendum results in a slightly more realistic desire "Again it's the Northern MPs, they're just really uneducated, some of them didn't even go to Oxford! And Motorhead? I thought that was what my secretary did when I drive around in my massive fucking Bentley"
Senior UKIP official Enoch Blacksout told the Daily Mail "I can believe it of him. It's typical leftie lunacy! I tell you, just because the leave campaign have no intention of doing any of the things they said they would is no reason to have another referendum. I am most definitely not surprised in the least. Completely expected from his people." The Mail reported that an hour later Enoch called back and added "I meant people from Tottenham."
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