The crowd's applause finally died down after 16 minutes to which Smith shot back with "Honestly, do you people really trust this bloke here? He looks like the pathetic alcoholic who sits in the Wetherspoons every night reading the same battered Reader's Digest abridged copy of Treasure Island to try and numb the pain of his missus leaving him 15 years ago and taking his kids with her to live with another bloke who the kids call Dad now."
If Corbyn was shocked by the reply he didn't show when he unleashed his retort "At least I've shagged a bird to leave me in the first place coke bottle eyes. You look like the kind of bloke who makes friends with married women to try and get them to have an affair but they end up sleeping with your best mate instead. In your bed, while you cry downstairs and lose at FIFA to a 12 year old in Bulgaria."
The applause was still going on 19 minutes later and was showing no signs of slowing down as of this being posted.