Kevin McBastard told the assembled press "They're thinking of suing us? Are they fucking kidding me, do those fucking trailer trash mongoloids realise what the street value of that meth was? By my reckoning they owe us $60 and if they don't pay up soon, I'll be personally suing them!
McBastard's meltdown is only the second time on record a corporate representative has given this little of a fuck. The first the famous 1995 incident when Bill Gates told reporters it was "tough shit" if customers didn't like all PCs coming with Windows 95 and that Apple could "suck on this super computer". Steve Jobs was unavailable for comment when contacted, because he is dead.