One time innovative director Kevin Smith today woke up from a 20 year coma at his home in America. Surrounded by his comic books and Jason Mewes, the director, who is also an extra in most of his films, woke up with a splutter and shouted "Holy shit Jay, I have got the best idea. We should do a TV series sequel to Mallrats."
Seemingly unaware of every abomination he has released since his 1995 film, which was reviewed by critics, Smith continued "We should build on the hype from the theatre release, only hopefully the series will increase VHS sales."
Seemingly unaware of every abomination he has released since his 1995 film, which was reviewed by critics, Smith continued "We should build on the hype from the theatre release, only hopefully the series will increase VHS sales."
In a complete reversal of their kind of famous among stoners and virgins characters Mewes remained completely silent while Smith blabbered on about nothing sensible for two hours. "I mean Jay, it makes complete sense. If the show is good enough we might even be able to get it made into a game on the SNES."
When finally at the end of his unintelligible rant Mewes managed to inform Smith that he had been in a coma for 20 years and his films had not aged well, and the repeated attempts at moving with the time and making new good films had failed Smith had one final pearl of wisdom for the world.
"You mean I'm a 45 year old virgin not a 25 year old one? SHIT!"
When finally at the end of his unintelligible rant Mewes managed to inform Smith that he had been in a coma for 20 years and his films had not aged well, and the repeated attempts at moving with the time and making new good films had failed Smith had one final pearl of wisdom for the world.
"You mean I'm a 45 year old virgin not a 25 year old one? SHIT!"
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