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Kendall Jenner Refuses To Walk On Catwalk If Victoria Keeps It A Secret

3/11/2015

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In a monumental display of misunderstanding and stupidity, Kendall Jenner has refused to participate in Victoria's Secret Fashion Show unless people are told about it. 

"I'm not doing something if everyone in the world isn't aware of it, I mean I have fame to desperately cling on to, how am I supposed to do that if those selfish bitches don't tell anyone about it. Do you know any NFL players I could fuck on camera?"
Jenner is well known around the world, for doing something that we're not quite sure of and this latest display of ignorance is bound to keep her at that current level of sort of fame, even if it is just for being stupid on a level most of us could only ever dream of!

When informed that Victoria's Secret was the name of the brand, and not that the show was being kept a secret Jenner flew into and incandescent rage.

"Don't fucking tell me that bitch isn't keeping me down" the 'reality star' raged "I will fucking finish you, do you know who I am? Please say you know who I am. I'm begging you, my life is so empty."
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