After debating for what felt like fifteen hours on Sky, both sides of the Brexit argument have proven to the world they are both complete idiots. Stay campaigner Toffy Richcunt told our man on the scene "I just think that we need to stay. For starters Daddy has a business that sells burkas in Bradford. Do you think my private education was free? Because it wasn't, that is why I know so much more than you, and why we should stay"
Leave campaigner Nigel Farage screeched at our other man on the scene "Fucking black immigrants taking my money. Did you know we paid out as much money to the EU last week as Muslims spent on burkas in Bradford?"
An I don't give a fuck passer by said "Does it really matter? I still haven't got a job and both sides are full of cunts. I probably won't vote because it will make zero difference to my life, except now everyone will finally shut the fuck up about all this bollocks"
An I don't give a fuck passer by said "Does it really matter? I still haven't got a job and both sides are full of cunts. I probably won't vote because it will make zero difference to my life, except now everyone will finally shut the fuck up about all this bollocks"
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