Paparazzi are primed ready to snap pictures of Johnny Depp celebrating his birthday with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Chris Brown. The trio are likely to be ripped to their tits on illicit booze and looking for some women to smack around. When asked about their evenings plans Stone Cold told our reporter "Hell if you want old Stone Cold to whip this sum bitches ass, gimme a hell yeah!" to which our reporter replied "Hell no"
Johnny Depp was approached outside the club to be asked why people are dismissing any possibility of him having beaten his wife, his response was surprising "I'm not like Stone Cold and Chris, it's not been proven that I have beaten my wife or girlfriend, but rest assured if it is it will soon be forgotten about because I am attractive and/or very good at what I do."
Natalie Portman was also out celebrating her birthday, but she avoided the three of them because she's not a superficial idiot blinded by talent and a nice smile. Also she's as rich as fuck and famous which helps with those qualities.
By the end of the evening all three stumbled out of the nightclub Chris Brown was mobbed by a group of young women all telling him they loved him and wanted to marry him, every single one aware of his violent nature, but completely not bothered by it due to how attractive he is.
When asked for another comment Stone Cold said "That son of a bitch, it's only wrestling fans that have forgiven me, everyone else still thinks I'm a piece of shit. If you want me to whup Chris Brown's ass, gimme a hell yeah!"
Our reporter ended the interview with a "Hell yeah!"
Natalie Portman was also out celebrating her birthday, but she avoided the three of them because she's not a superficial idiot blinded by talent and a nice smile. Also she's as rich as fuck and famous which helps with those qualities.
By the end of the evening all three stumbled out of the nightclub Chris Brown was mobbed by a group of young women all telling him they loved him and wanted to marry him, every single one aware of his violent nature, but completely not bothered by it due to how attractive he is.
When asked for another comment Stone Cold said "That son of a bitch, it's only wrestling fans that have forgiven me, everyone else still thinks I'm a piece of shit. If you want me to whup Chris Brown's ass, gimme a hell yeah!"
Our reporter ended the interview with a "Hell yeah!"
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