Pandemonium broke out at the Chelsea FC media suite today as John Terry refused to accept Robbie Savage's criticism of his current form because he had never shagged at the highest level.
"You only have to look at Robbie's career, Leicester, Birmingham, Blackburn all of them towns full of pit monsters. The closest he got was when he was in the Man United youth team, but even then he didn't have the looks or money to pull top level birds. He's never shagged a 10, let alone a 10 who is married to a team mate."
"You only have to look at Robbie's career, Leicester, Birmingham, Blackburn all of them towns full of pit monsters. The closest he got was when he was in the Man United youth team, but even then he didn't have the looks or money to pull top level birds. He's never shagged a 10, let alone a 10 who is married to a team mate."
The news is bound to have hit Robbie Savage hard as he has spent a lot of his post football career letting people who haven't shagged professionally know that their opinions aren't valid. He was filmed last year berating a man in a nightclub, and saying "I know you think you're Jack the lad in your Ben Sherman shirt and chinos, but let me tell you son, you've only ever done Saturday night shagging, I shagged in the big leagues lad, under some of the best, Yorkie, Bosnich, Giggsy. I have shagged underneath all of them"
A close friend of Savage who didn't want to be named said "This news will rip Robbie to pieces, when I managed him at Blackburn and before that for Wales, he was always talking about how amateur shaggers couldn't shag as well as us pro shaggers so we didn't have to listen to them. Now he knows that there is another level of shaggers inside the pro game, it will kill him"
Cristiano Ronaldo was unavailable for comment, although his answerphone message did say "Can't come to the phone right now, I am guarding the missus because John Terry is in town"
A close friend of Savage who didn't want to be named said "This news will rip Robbie to pieces, when I managed him at Blackburn and before that for Wales, he was always talking about how amateur shaggers couldn't shag as well as us pro shaggers so we didn't have to listen to them. Now he knows that there is another level of shaggers inside the pro game, it will kill him"
Cristiano Ronaldo was unavailable for comment, although his answerphone message did say "Can't come to the phone right now, I am guarding the missus because John Terry is in town"