"You only have to look at Robbie's career, Leicester, Birmingham, Blackburn all of them towns full of pit monsters. The closest he got was when he was in the Man United youth team, but even then he didn't have the looks or money to pull top level birds. He's never shagged a 10, let alone a 10 who is married to a team mate."
A close friend of Savage who didn't want to be named said "This news will rip Robbie to pieces, when I managed him at Blackburn and before that for Wales, he was always talking about how amateur shaggers couldn't shag as well as us pro shaggers so we didn't have to listen to them. Now he knows that there is another level of shaggers inside the pro game, it will kill him"
Cristiano Ronaldo was unavailable for comment, although his answerphone message did say "Can't come to the phone right now, I am guarding the missus because John Terry is in town"