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John Major Unaware Of Irony

5/6/2016

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The Andrew Marr show today was host to the greatest display of irony since Andrew Marr tutted about John Major's extra marital affair when John Major warned that Boris Johnson will sell off the NHS. 

Major seemingly unaware that he himself sold off a great British institution during his time in Downing Street, was apoplectic with rage as he screamed at fellow adulterer that Boris Johnson was a "NHS selling cunt" and a "haystack haired wanker"
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Major's incredible rant went off for 49 minutes, only stopping when he realised that the show had been off air for half an hour. When Marr asked Major why he was late arriving to the studio Major replied "the fucking trains, they have been shit since 94. No idea why" 

As Marr and Major left the BBC studios together to hit the bars, possibly to go out shagging some high class totty, Major was heard to remark "I will fucking chin the babbling wanker if I see him, I swear Andy"
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