"I got here as a holy martyr, thinking that I would get serious treatment, you know like Hugh Hefner gets, but it turned out that basically religion got a few things wrong. For starters, anyone who murders Westerners gets to go to Muslim heaven. So Harold Shipman and Hitler are the big daddies here. Fred West though, he is a proper selfish bastard. Everytime a new virgin comes up, he picks them up in his van and buries them under his porch! I've got nuts like tins of fussels milk!"
The problem doesn't seem like ending either as John confirms in the next paragraph of his rant, in the chapter titled 'I Jihad a wank instead' "I tried killing Fred, because that is how I have always solved all of my problems, but no-one can die here. It's just not in, he lets me kill him, and then just gets up and says he will stop stealing the virgins tomorrow, but that's just an estimate"