Jeremy Corbyn tonight made his biggest gaffe as Labour leader so far by refusing to punch unfunny twat Josh Widdecombe while appearing on The Last Leg. While Corbyn did show some potential to be a comedian if he leaves politics by easily being the funniest man on screen on the inexplicably popular show, his popularity has taken a huge dive due to his refusal to land one on the smug little bellend's nose.
After the show Widdecombe told the backstage staff "ermmmm well, erm I erm, do you think my voice is nasal? Erm, that is fascinating, just let me repeat someone elses punchline but change it ever so slightly, hahahaha. Erm yeah."
When asked why he didn't chin the rambling love child of Alan Davies and Ed Sheeran, Corbyn replied "I was going to, especially when they asked me about that murderer Tony Blair, that really got me fucking raging for a fight I tell you, but then someone told me Russel Crowe was going to be on and I thought he would do it. Aussie bastard let me down didn't he. Can't count on them for anything, that's why I want to stay in the EU, so we don't have to let them in."
When asked why he didn't chin the rambling love child of Alan Davies and Ed Sheeran, Corbyn replied "I was going to, especially when they asked me about that murderer Tony Blair, that really got me fucking raging for a fight I tell you, but then someone told me Russel Crowe was going to be on and I thought he would do it. Aussie bastard let me down didn't he. Can't count on them for anything, that's why I want to stay in the EU, so we don't have to let them in."
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