Hundreds of virgins today descended on Twitter to bemoan the lack of XBox with onboard penis port. Fat, Speccy virgin "fenixRising666" said "I can't believe it, I thought the SexBox would finally bring me over from Playstation. It seems not"
Acne ridden serial masturbator "WhiskeyGoblin86" commented "I guess it's back to fucking my 360 then. Fuck you Microsoft" the final outburst presumably referring to his penis.
The latest disappointment from Microsoft follows the XBox One not being named the XBox 720. At the time it created a furore almost as vociferous as the current story. Microsoft president Winston Dowsten commented "I don't see the big problem, there are a number of third party penis ports on the market, we don't want our customers fucking our products, our products fuck our customers."
Twitter user "thatmikeowen" commented "What the fuck? No penis ports? Fuck you Microsoft"
The latest disappointment from Microsoft follows the XBox One not being named the XBox 720. At the time it created a furore almost as vociferous as the current story. Microsoft president Winston Dowsten commented "I don't see the big problem, there are a number of third party penis ports on the market, we don't want our customers fucking our products, our products fuck our customers."
Twitter user "thatmikeowen" commented "What the fuck? No penis ports? Fuck you Microsoft"
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