The latest disappointment from Microsoft follows the XBox One not being named the XBox 720. At the time it created a furore almost as vociferous as the current story. Microsoft president Winston Dowsten commented "I don't see the big problem, there are a number of third party penis ports on the market, we don't want our customers fucking our products, our products fuck our customers."
Twitter user "thatmikeowen" commented "What the fuck? No penis ports? Fuck you Microsoft"