Hundreds of weary adults today disconnected their doorbells in anticipation of children dressed up like cunts demanding sweet confectionery goods from them. Creepy old man, Simmy Javile said "It's strange, all year kids run away when I offer them sweets but every year on this date they come to me asking for sweets. I'm a man of principle though so I tell them to fuck off!"
Electricity company SSE have released a statement regarding the mass doorbell disconnection "We recommend people do not disconnect their doorbells, there could be a package being delivered by Amazon or even some shopping off Tesco, it's vital to our profit margins... I mean it's vital to people that they can still be contacted by the outside world."
Pictured: A Cunt, yesterday.
Wannabe celebrity bellend Ryan Ruckledge commented "I love halloween me, I go out on the lash and get wasted and dress up like a cunt in the hope that the papers pick up on it."
Literally tens of people took to twitter to talk about disconnecting their doorbell and some people even went to more extreme measures to deal with trick or treaters.
Literally tens of people took to twitter to talk about disconnecting their doorbell and some people even went to more extreme measures to deal with trick or treaters.
In light of the dangers of electrocution from hooking the door up to the mains SSE commented "When hooking your door to the mains, try to ensure the current is constant, that will create the greatest revenue stream... er I mean it will create the greatest area of shock for any potential trick or treaters"
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