Michael Hickenbottom said "It was crazy, I was sitting there watching the show with a sign that said 'Cena is fucking average' when people started punching each other, there was this huge cage around them and it was just carnage. It was insane, these men were beating on each other, then one would fall over for a minute, then get up as though nothing had happened and carry on beating on the other guy. It was as though it was all fake and scripted or something"
A Police spokesman told us "It took three officers to restrain them all, it was strange, they kept calling us sons of bitches and then threw punches that stopped before they hit us. We just beat the shit out of them with our batons, they seemed surprised that it hurt."