Two absolute fucking nobodies today spoke for a long time about nothing of substance on an absolutely appalling TV show today. Experts are not sure if it was on ITV or Channel 5 or Channel 4, but they are sure it happened.
Professor James Kardashian told us "There is nothing worse than reality fucking television, I haven't watched any today, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that some fame hungry, desperate loser nobodies have said absolutely fucking nothing today on one, possibly all of those fucking bollocks shows"
Professor James Kardashian told us "There is nothing worse than reality fucking television, I haven't watched any today, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that some fame hungry, desperate loser nobodies have said absolutely fucking nothing today on one, possibly all of those fucking bollocks shows"
Reality TV "star" Ryan Ruckledge said on his YouTube channel "I'm so desperate to be famous I will literally do anything, like I have been having tanning injections so I could be on Jeremy Kyle and this morning, and I have been having cock injections off a Premiership footballer so that people would be interested in me on Love Island, or Big Brother, I dunno, even I can't remember which fucking shit I am on. I just want to be famous."
Professor Kardashian added "See, this little twat, get him out of here before I fucking deck him. Right on his smug ridiculous face. The only people who like him are those mongols who don't have personalities either so they just get pissed to hide it. I'm not even joking when I say, I would love to choke him to death. What do you mean? Of course I'm a real professor"
Professor Kardashian added "See, this little twat, get him out of here before I fucking deck him. Right on his smug ridiculous face. The only people who like him are those mongols who don't have personalities either so they just get pissed to hide it. I'm not even joking when I say, I would love to choke him to death. What do you mean? Of course I'm a real professor"
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