In a completely expected result England today lost to budget frozen supermarket chain Farmfoods. "It was always going to be a difficult game today, we were going in there as favourites but as you know underdogs tend to raise their game and make things difficult for you. I told the lads before the game to keep things simple and to go out there and play." said Farmfoods manager Victor Fries.
England manager and owl lookalike Roy Hodgson said "Well I don't really know what happened. I changed the boys about, I dropped one of the most in form strikers in the country for a lad who has hardly played all season. I thought it would be okay. Unfortunately Jim the checkout lad has got a rocket of a right foot and Claire the shelf stacker has got the safest hands in the business."
When asked if Roy Hodgson's job as England manager was safe the FA told us "Of course it fucking is, who else is going to continue to deliver such mediocrity with such consistency? We want to really lower the hopes of the public ready for our next golden generation to come through at the 2030 world cup and achieve the great victory of a quarter final penalty defeat to Canada."
When asked if Roy Hodgson's job as England manager was safe the FA told us "Of course it fucking is, who else is going to continue to deliver such mediocrity with such consistency? We want to really lower the hopes of the public ready for our next golden generation to come through at the 2030 world cup and achieve the great victory of a quarter final penalty defeat to Canada."
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