In the wake of his recent lawsuit Ed Sheeran has called a press conference where he admitted to taking a photograph. "I did take a photograph, I will admit. A photograph of the music they wrote hahahaha! I'm so fucking rich now, I don't give a shit" the devious little bastard gloated as the members of the press walked in.
After being accused of stealing the song many expected Sheeran, known for being ginger and trying to hide his receding hairline, to deny the accusations and to use his giant fortune to hold up the lawsuit until the claimants ran out of money and he could go back to "writing" award winning songs again.
When asked for a comment the claimants said "We just want this to be over with, we agree $20 million is excessive, but that's what happens when lawyers get involved."
Sheeran responded "I just want it to be over with, I think $20 million is excessive, but that's what happens when lawyers get involved."
When asked for a comment the claimants said "We just want this to be over with, we agree $20 million is excessive, but that's what happens when lawyers get involved."
Sheeran responded "I just want it to be over with, I think $20 million is excessive, but that's what happens when lawyers get involved."
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