EA Sports have this week set the price for this years idiot tax at a whopping £900. The tax set to be paid on the 29th of September is a well known stealth tax that they have been implementing since 1994. Our man at E3, Gasher Owens, got this quote from EA's head of marketing Louis Fer "Since 1994 we have been charging idiots, or football fans, a tax to help us achieve our goal of being really fucking rich. It's set at £900 this year, while that seems a lot you have to understand it will have a base cost of £50, so not everyone has to pay that amount, it is an average because the more of an idiot you are, the more you will pay. We call it 'Ultimate Team' it's really quite innovative."
Pictured: An idiot.
Well known professional fuckwit had this to say "I can't wait. While I do pay a lot towards the idiot tax, I actually then make money from it by getting even bigger idiots to watch me play Fifa on YouTube. I mean come on, the only thing worse than playing Fifa is watching an annoying prick play it on YouTube. It's really quite innovative."
Unemployed single Dad Mikey Plums told us "I will have to find the money some how. My lad loves Fifa. He has it every year or the other kids at school who don't have lesbian Moms will take the piss out of him. I guess I will have to suck dicks behind the Feathers again. £8 a time if you're interested..."
Unemployed single Dad Mikey Plums told us "I will have to find the money some how. My lad loves Fifa. He has it every year or the other kids at school who don't have lesbian Moms will take the piss out of him. I guess I will have to suck dicks behind the Feathers again. £8 a time if you're interested..."
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