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Dr Dre Completes Doctorate, Becomes Dr Dr Dre

1/11/2015

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He famously said 'if at first you don't succeed, it won't hurt to smoke some weed', but Dr Dre will need to be more careful with his advice from now on. 

The rap icon, real name Andre Young, has finally achieved his doctorate in his chosen medical field after years of academic study. Exactly what subject the Doctor has achieved his qualification in is still unknown to the public, but sources have confirmed he is now officially a Doctor. 
'I went to see this Doctor a few years ago, and he told me that if I wanted to stay healthy then I needed to lay off the weed,' said Dre. 'I knew for a fact that this cracka was lying to me, so I became a doctor myself. That way, I can tell myself to smoke as much weed as I want.'
The rap star, who is already one of the richest musicians alive, is already an entrepreneur and producer as well as stage performer. But the legend can now add Doctor to his list of impressive achievements.

'The hardest thing about receiving my doctorate is calling all my associates to tell them. I called Eminem and 50 Cent yesterday to tell them to change my name to Dr Dr Dre on all their upcoming stuff, but I ended up just telling them how rich I was before hanging up. It's a problem I've been having for years now'

Dr Dr Dre's new luxury headphones, named Dr Dr Dre Beats Women, will be available from December 2015 for £699. A Chris Brown Beats Women version is in the works for early 2016. 
20 Comments
Elle link
2/5/2020 04:08:59 am

Seriously?! I laughed my a$$ off at this lil article but haven't a clue if there's any legitimacy to it....?

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Cameron Woltje
12/11/2020 11:46:33 pm

There is no legitimacy

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Lol
6/1/2021 09:12:40 am

It’s fake lmfaoo these comments are hillarious tho

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Mary Simpson
22/11/2020 01:55:59 am

Talk about your racist comments, Andre Young, calling a Dr a cracka(cracker)..
what a racist-ignorant-low-life to give himself a title of Dr. Dre, when he isn't a doctor... Just like ignorant Dana Elaine Owens calling herself Queen Latifa. Titles like that should be reserved for people who are really kings, queens, and doctors. Next you will see some black calling himself President when he wasn't even born in the USA.. Wait, minute, there is one such individual, Barack Obama.

'I knew for a fact that this cracka was lying to me, so I became a doctor myself. That way, I can tell myself to smoke as much weed as I want.'

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anonomous
17/12/2020 01:14:52 am

first of why do people always question Barrack Obama's birth, his birth certificate says Hawaii and by keep pressing on it you show everyone how rascist you are, no-one questioned if Donald trump was born in america so why do you question him just because he is black. Also real kings and queens don't seem to be much better than the average human and are just a waste of taxes. Who cares about a singer or rappers name we know Queen latifa isn't a queen same way we know "make America great again" is a hoax. It's obvious. There is no point in nagging them.

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Mike ross
19/1/2021 01:17:36 am

Because his dad wasnt a citizen... and his brother lives in Kenya.... not racist to question.....

Jojo
24/12/2020 12:16:51 am

What about "doctor" Jill biden? She's not a doctor of anything and has no doctorate degree?

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Chris
7/1/2021 04:20:09 am

Actually she is a Doctor and does have a doctoral degree. Harvard was the school that first created her type of Docoral Degree. She has an EdD or EhD of Education. The difference is an EdD is an expert who will work in civic and civil positions, as the highest achievable degree for teaching in Public and State Schools, professionally, or in Government, whereas a PhD in Education is limited to someone who works in the science of education or teaches at an Ivy League University. One is meant as an expert that will DO and serve people, and the the other is an expert than will EXAMINE education itself as a science. Either way, the history of it originates with Harvard University, and she is indeed a Doctor of Education. As someone who’s met her, I can also confirm it was very important to her that she earn her own title, rather than have a title simply given to her because of whomever she married. Her title is earned, whereas “First Lady” or “Second Lady” are just given.

Omar
5/1/2021 02:08:14 am

You are right we should reserve titles for people who are actually those things. So I think you deserve the title of idiot.

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Anonymous
15/1/2021 03:46:53 am

AGREED

Nopety Nah
7/1/2021 08:34:09 pm

Mary I would recommend you to increase your daily vitamin D intake to boost your sense of humor and be able to enjoy your stay on this planet fully.
You can take supplements if needed, sometimes they can be a hard pill to swallow but I don't advise chewing on them as it will result in so called unwanted side D effects.

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Robin
18/1/2021 02:56:16 am

wow you seem a bit butthurt by his comment. People can have what they call a stage name. Or are u someone so bitter that get offended by everything. Grow up, dont be bitter n live life with some decency

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Andrea Woods
22/1/2021 11:37:21 am

Are you really dumb enough to believe that this article is real. There's literally no legitmacy in this article whatsoever. And so what if he's not a doctor and so what if latifah wanna call herself a queen and fyi hawaii is still classed as the united states so Obama is an american who's very proud of his Kenyan heritage. what an ignorant and incompetent fool.

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Jane Doe
20/7/2021 09:34:39 am

Shut up lmao

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Pigboy
30/7/2021 07:30:27 pm

Mary. Shut the fuck up you ignorant karen. Why are you even here? This is clearly not a thing that is meant for you. You don't like it, you are completely ignorant of it, and you obviously have no interest in learning about it. Who cares if he called himself Dr. Dre before he became a doctor? It really doesn't matter what a person calls themselves and it's none of your damn business. Now, the man done went and earned himself a medical degree and IS an ACTUAL MD. Could you do that? It takes a lot of brain power to get through medical school. Are you smart enough to do that? Chances are, no, because most people aren't and that's a simple fact so before you open your pie hole again stop and think about what it took for Dre to earn that degree so that could officially be a doctor. People can call themselves whatever they want. You literally have NO right to tell them they can't. Clearly the man is brilliant to be able to accomplish all that he has. What have you done with your sad little life?

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Mike
17/8/2021 04:10:37 pm

Fuck that monkey!

Ronique Mitchell
10/1/2021 08:05:06 am

Well he's nw officially a doctor so what's the issue? I really dont get it then ppl be walking around big mad??? Uuh I just dont get it racism real as fuck leave ppl colour alone and let's live we were all created by the same God

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Fad galbeed
28/1/2021 11:56:13 am

Racism is a such an active in US, I feel sorry them, yet they called themselves “ the biggest democracy”. Rest of the is just laughing at when January 6th mob attacked the capitol, and the whole 50 states had crumbled within minutes, all of these because of racism. American dream is soon to awaken and return to reality.

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Tony C.
28/5/2021 04:34:22 pm

"Racism is a such an active in US, I feel sorry them, yet they called themselves “ the biggest democracy”"

And? What' does one thing have to do with the other? The fact that a tiny minority in the USA may have bigoted feelings and they feel comfortable enough to express those feelings publicly is a good illustration that reinforcies our Democracy loving ways. They have every right to believe these things and freely express themselves without the fear of paying a fine ro the government, or worse yet, being arrested and jailed for having a controversial, very unpopular opinions. On the other hand, we as American citizens, are free to argue with these individuals and tell them how wrong they are. Or we could choose to ignore these kind of people who thankfully are small in number. What you and a lot of foreigners fail to grasp is freedom isn't anarchy. It's not heaven. It's not a free for all where anything goes and there's zero consequence. The American concept of freedom is quite remarkable in its wide reaching effects and its simplicity. Out freedom is the ability to express ourselves in speech and in actions any way we please, so long as they don't violate any other American citizens rights. It's that simple.

Your other point, the bigots aren't any more pronounced I'm America than anywhere else, but controversy and conflict is appealing, and the news makets understand this more than anyone, so that's the message they amplify all day every day, making way more out of it to the point that it's laughable to anyone who lives in those areas where these stories come.from. Even if they were true, we aren't having widespread racially motivated genocides and pogroms. We actually have the greatest racial situation on Earth considering how so many cultures and groups live together here in harmony. Sure, tempers flare up once in awhile but there's very little violence of that nature. Now If only we could solve the other types of violence, the ones motivated by money, greed, women, and anger.

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Informatika link
11/3/2025 10:50:09 am

This article is clearly satirical, but it highlights how academic degrees are often used as status symbols. In pop culture, an artist’s persona can shift dramatically when linked to academic achievements, even as a joke.

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