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Downton Abbey ends, Down Town Abby Lowers Prices

9/11/2015

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In an exclusive scoop, we have managed to get an interview with the only prostitute to take advantage of Downton Abbey's popularity, and all it cost us was £50. For unprotected anal on a dirty mattress in an alley way.
"Mmmmm, you got a real big dick baby" the lady of the night said "I can feel it all up in my ass, fuck me harder baby, cum in my ass" I can assure you I didn't let up on our hard line of questioning!

"OH FUCK I'M CUMMING" she squealed, as we probed her for information "FUCK YOU ARE SO BIG, THE BIGGEST AND BEST I HAVE EVER HAD!" I knew I had her on the ropes, just a little more and she would tell me what I wanted to know.

"So listen" I started "how about knocking a tenner off next week?" Abby looked a little sheepish, maybe it was how cheeky I was, maybe it was the body temperature jism oozing from her wart infested anus, she replied, licking her coldsores "£45, only because you're a regular hun!"

So there you have it, Down Town Abby is dropping her prices, for me only, possibly due to the series Downton Abby, which almost sounds like her name, ending.

*Not ten minutes after I left the alley, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a pimp savagely beating a hooker, I am sure this had nothing to do with her agreeing to knock a fiver off for me.
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