The normally mild mannered paleontologist seemed to explode at the mention of his death, possibly because he has been so quiet since he finally got to bang Jennifer Aniston in real life.
Schwimmer wrote on his personal Twitter "I'm glad I hacked Sickipedia, I am the one that killed it. I will hack all of your Facebooks and set your profile picture to a picture of my cock entering Rachel from Friends if you post this shit about me again. Think I'm joking? Who else do you know who can write more than 140 characters on Twitter? I will fuck you up. Oh, watch my new show, it's good."