"Look" Cameron said, while shifting his head to the side "I'm not bombing Syria because I want to, I'm bombing them because if I don't then I can't bomb Syria."
The PMs comments come after his famous "I don't want to get rid of all the poor people, but if I don't take all of their money away from them, how can I get rid of them?" speech from the run up to the election. It's not known yet if his tactic of circular logic will convince parliament to sanction military action, but Cameron has one more speech to deliver.
"I know what you're all thinking, and yes, it is correct. I cannot bomb Syria without your support. But know this! If we don't bomb Syria, then how can we bomb Syria?"