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Coming Out Easier Than Telling Parents You Like Wrestling

19/6/2016

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A new study from Cambridge University today revealed that telling your parents you are gay is easier than informing them you like wrestling.

​Flamboyant hair stylist/ sous chef/ professor of stupid studies at Cambridge University Dr Julian VonCleef said "It's been something I thought for years but had never been able to prove. This research is a smoking gun for all people who have suffered at the hands of wrestlophobes. It's terrible, my Dad has walked in on me performing fellatio on 3 men and not batted an eyelid, but if he knew that I am going to watch Money In The Bank tonight I think he would disown me."
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Part of the problem is that wrestling has long had a reputation for being shitty, but still the news that liking wrestling is the new being gay will come as a shock to most people. Especially as the last person to admit publicly to liking wrestling did so in 1999 when it was okay to watch it "if it was on"

A wrestling fan who refused to give his name said "It's terrible, I have to watch it in secret, I had to set up a new bank account where the statements are delivered to a PO Box so my wife wouldn't find out about my WWE network subscription. Just last week she came upstairs while I was watching an episode of Nitro from 1997 on my tablet, fortunately I managed to switch it to some hardcore gay porn before she got into the room, otherwise I might have been looking at a divorce."
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