Brock Lesnar was today suspended for 30 minutes by the WWE after his post match drug test was found to have traces of cocaine in it. Paul Heyman commented in the ring after the announcement "My client BBBbbbrrrooockkkkkk Les-NAR has never done cocaine in his life. Buckets of steroids? Yes. So much HGH that he has grown an extra testicle? Yes. Cocaine? Never. The only way that could have got into his system is from that fat titted coke head Orton after Brock drank his blood."
Lesnar commented to reporters afterwards "ROAR BROCK SMASH! BROCK THIRSTY! BROCK NEED COKE. DIET COKE. AND STEROIDS."
"And then I snorted his blood!"
Orton however denied the accusations telling John Cena "I dunno how that cocaine got into my blood John. First thing I did this morning was smoke a joint. That doesn't count as drugs though, I mean come on. Anyway, the only way I can explain it is it must have flown up my nose when I was doing an RKO outta nowhere. RKocaine outta nowhere is the only explanation."
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