Boris Johnson Shares His Opinion Again

Boris Johnson today shared his opinion on what people should do again. Johnson who had his passport in one hand, a ticket to New York in the other and a massive fucking sombrero on his head told our reporter "Well, I mean erm, the British public know what is best and I erm trust them to make the correct choice for me, erm I mean for them. Just make sure Andrea is the new leader, I will be back to take over in five years or so, erm unless Cameron fucks me again!"

Boris Johnson, who is known for running away like a little bitch when it came to backing up all his big talk about exiting the European Union, having a stupid haircut and generally being a pompous cunt, ruled himself out of the running for leader of The Conservative party after the leave vote won out at the EU referendum. His latest opinion of who should be the leader of the party after David Cameron steps down seems both misplaced and unwanted, yet again.

Mikey Plums from the Dog and Feathers told our reporter "Boris is a good bloke really, he headbutted a German's feet, remember? Still, he hasn't got rid of the foreigners yet has he? I saw one yesterday in the doctors, so he can fuck off the twat. What do you mean leader? Leader of what?"