This gained a rapturous applause from the turtleneck wearing crowd of at least 15,000. The Apple spokesman raised his hand for silence and carried on with his media soundbite "In a move completely unrelated to this case we have decided to move forward the release of the iPhone 6C. It will be exactly the same as the iPhone 6S, but it will have a hastily arranged coloured case and cost $150 more. I know what you're thinking, that sounds amazing, and you would be right."
Original story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34559232