The American wrestling team have been disqualified from the Olympic games this afternoon after one of their competitors used a steel chair to incapacitate an opponent. Midway through the bout American Terry Bollea was held in a hammerlock when he reached to the outside of the mat, grabbed hold of a steel chair and wrapped it around the head of his opponent, the evil Russian wrestler Pullsya Bolloksov.
American team manager Notr Eal told USA Today "Well if that slimy commie son of a bitch thinks he can get away with faking an injury like that he's got another thing coming. Me and the Hulk are gonna get us a team together for the world championships and we're gonna break them into little tiny pieces"
The Russian team had a slightly different view with their manager commenting "We'll face those capitalist dogs any time, any place, why not make it interesting and put the belt on the line at the garden next month? My boy will cut you in two."
The Russian team had a slightly different view with their manager commenting "We'll face those capitalist dogs any time, any place, why not make it interesting and put the belt on the line at the garden next month? My boy will cut you in two."
Bollea Refusing To Play "Chair"
Chairman of the Olympic Wrestling Federation Vince McMahon was seen to approach the judges table and heard to shout "This is bullshit. I'd never screw anyone out of a title! You're all fired!"
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