While this may seem nonsensical to most normal people in the world, fans of the long running BBC Science Fiction documentary will find it easy to understand, mainly due to their experience of watching Doctor Who.
Peter Capaldi refused to comment when asked even going as far to tell our secretary to "fuck off love, I don't know what the fuck you're on about. You know it's just a telly program right, I am a celebrity, I don't know how to use a screwdriver, sonic or otherwise."
Jon Pertwee was much more forthcoming when asked for his input, "Shlllp, Aunt Sally, cup of tea and a slice of cake, shllp"
When asked who was his lawyer, Abbot responed "Don't you fucking start!"