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Abbot And Costello Fans Sue Doctor Who For Plagiarism 

8/11/2015

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AIn a move that only people under the age of 70 will understand, long dead comedy duo Abbot and Costello are suing Doctor Who from 1953. 

While this may seem nonsensical to most normal people in the world, fans of the long running BBC Science Fiction documentary will find it easy to understand, mainly due to their experience of watching Doctor Who.
Abbot, of Abbot and Costello commented "Listen, we were the first person to use Who as a surname, so as soon as Bud came back from 1972 and told me some limey schmuck was using Who as a name for his science mumbo jumbo jerk off, I knew I had to send a lawyer from back here in the 50s to sue their ass."

Peter Capaldi refused to comment when asked even going as far to tell our secretary to "fuck off love, I don't know what the fuck you're on about. You know it's just a telly program right, I am a celebrity, I don't know how to use a screwdriver, sonic or otherwise."

Jon Pertwee was much more forthcoming when asked for his input, "Shlllp, Aunt Sally, cup of tea and a slice of cake, shllp"

When asked who was his lawyer, Abbot responed "Don't you fucking start!"
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