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Link Discovered Between Housing Price Collapse And England Flags Hanging From Bedroom Windows

11/6/2016

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Across Britain this week, the news of a housing price collapse came as a shock. It was as unexpected as any economic downturn, especially as it is considered the first real collapse in several years. Economic experts have been theorising since the news broke, and have now confirmed that tacky England flags are the culprits responsible.

'We've all seen them,' said housing price expert Michael Fairfax. 'They look like shit, and they're usually hanging from the bedroom window of a high-rise flat with weed smoke coming out of it.'
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England flags came into popularity around the time of the 2004 European Cup. Since then, any major football event involving England has boasted a plethora of flags in all different sizes. The recent surge in flag ownership is related to England's involvement in the European Championship Qualifiers.

'A woman recently contacted me asking why Connells would only quote her five country manor at a value of £24,000. I came round to inspect and saw two huge England flags hanging from her upstairs windows. She was waiting for me in the drive. I flipped her off then turned my car around.'

However, despite their popularity, England flag holders are notorious for their glaring hypocrisy says Michael Fairfax.

'Everyone is the biggest England fan in the world before they've played a game. Then as soon as they lose, they claim England are the worst football team on the planet. Once the game is over, every flag-bearing wanker is football expert. They're obviously not going to win. Take your stupid flags down, and get a job.'
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