I’ve tried to see their appeal. I really have. I’ve been to fireworks displays and I just can’t enjoy them. Do I demand more than simple noise and colour to entertain me? Apparently so. What you morons setting off fireworks have shown me is that I’m better than you in every possible way. I am better educated than you and my dick is much bigger. Are you an idiot for enjoying such primal things? Yes you are. Do you know who was amazed by fire? Cavemen. Do you know who isn’t impressed by fire? People who are busy getting shit done.