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This Theory Will Change How You Watch Brokeback Mountain

6/5/2016

This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

When a huge blockbuster movie hits the cinemas, you can be sure of two things. One, spoiler crybabies will be out in full force, filling social media with their shit, and two, within a week there will be a ‘fan theory’ written by some loser who thinks that a minor element of the film offers a hidden meaning which changes the entire context of the movie.

Anyway, there's a big one after the jump for Brokeback Mountain. It changes everything, man.

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Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers

3/5/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

Will Smith came to my house recently and dutily informed me about the lack of diversity across all major creative arts. I didn’t ask for his opinion but sure enough he gave it to me anyway. When I pointed out his inherently racist logic, he carried on blabbing his spiel until I punched him in his stupid head and banged his wife. Will Smith is an asshole.

It’s no secret that Will Smith was a rapper before he became the only black actor on the planet. I found some of his old rap videos and was not in any way surprised to find that I could barely distinguish between Will Smith rap videos and any other rap artist’s videos. The lack of diversity across my YouTube related videos list was staggering, as was the hypocrisy of Will Smith’s preaching before I punched him.

In my research, I came across a plethora of rap videos which were so similar even Michael Bay would struggle to create something less original. Below are some strange similarities I noticed during my trip to this world of outrageous claims, ridiculous stage names, and recurring bankrupty.

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I Hate Motivational Quotes

19/3/2016

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A woman I know recently gave me two pieces of advice. One; ‘if I don’t leave my past in the past, it will destroy my future,’ and ‘live for what today has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away.’

The woman in question was a Facebook friend of mine. I say was, because I immediately unfriended her and then sent her a picture of something more useful than her advice; my sack.

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Five Minority Oscar Nominees and Winners

1/3/2016

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Controversy was rife over this years Academy Awards, with several claims from Hollywood alumni and Twitter hashtag movements that the Oscars did not make enough nominations to minority actors and filmmakers. Here at FoulENT, we're putting this allegation to rest with five examples of when the Academy recognised some of the most oblique of minorities.

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One Year Of Foul Entertainment - Our Favourite Works from Our First Year

4/1/2016

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Our post-Star Wars/Xmas break is over. It's time to get back to what we do best: Creating the worlds most mediocre content. Which we've now been doing for a whole year! Holy crap!

And what a year it's been! So, join us as we look back at our favourite pieces of work from the past year of Foul ENT. Happy Birthday to us!

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Children's Books They Should Have Made

3/12/2015

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Unless you're from Friar park, Bradford or a member of Britain First, chances are you remember learning to read as a child. A number of books aimed at children were made to help us along the way, whilst giving us small insights into the world around us, making us hungry to learn. As we know now, you don't really learn anything about the world until your parents kick you out of the basement for running up the electricity bill.

Here are some books that publisher's should have put in the hands of our youths, to prepare them for the road ahead.

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10 Articles We Didn't Write (30 Days of Stuff)

30/11/2015

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For the past month we've been tagging all of our published articles with '30 Days Of Stuff' in their titles. The reason for this is that we had an idea. We wanted to push ourselves to see what we could do.

If you've looked around foulentertainment.com at all you might have noticed that this site is run by three people. Three guys who have three jobs, three relationships and two children between them. We don't have the resources or the audience of boss-level comedy sites like Cracked or Buzzfeed do, but we thought it would be a good idea to see if we could produce 30 straight days of content, if not to test ourselves to see what we're capable of, and perhaps to make a few people laugh along the way.

We're happy to say that we've almost achieved our goal. We made to it to the final day and our girlfriends haven't left us and only one of The Cunt's children have starved. With that, we leave you with our final article for this month. Thank you for sharing any of our previous 30 Days of Stuff articles, but for now let's reflect on what could have been. Here are 10 articles that we didn't write for out 30 Days of Stuff:

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6 Simple Life Hacks To Make You A Better Person (30 Days of Stuff)

29/11/2015

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Life hacks are everywhere. But do any of them actually work? Read on for a comprehensive list of six ingenious life hacks that will drastically improve your life.

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Deaf To All But Metal: More Albums We've Never Heard, Reviewed (30 Days of Stuff)

21/11/2015

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Opinions are like assholes; the internet is full of them. Social media and comment sections are rife with people having no idea what they’re talking about, on topics which they’re only aware of since a catchy hashtag began trending on Twitter. Such ramblings are akin to reviewing things you are ignorant to; a film you haven’t seen, a hooker you haven’t slept with, an album you haven’t heard. That’s where we come in.

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4 Impossible Magic Tricks EXPLAINED (30 Days of Stuff)

17/11/2015

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Magic is the strangest of all the performance arts. A ballet dancer will spend years rehearsing moves intending for their audience to see every last perfectly-choreographed twist. A magician will do the opposite. They will spend years perfecting a move, fully intending for no one to ever see it happen. They are practicing the art of appearing normal whilst underhandedly moving an object from one place to another or pulling out their cock without anyone seeing.

Below are four examples of magic tricks which have been perfected to such a degree that you wouldn’t believe me even if I explained how they’re performed, which is exactly what I do in this article.

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This Theory Will Change How You Watch Brokeback Mountain

Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers

I Hate Motivational Quotes

Five Minority Oscar Nominees and Winners

One Year Of Foul Entertainment - Our Favourite Works from Our First Year

Children's Books They Should Have Made

10 Articles We Didn't Write (30 Days of Stuff)

6 Simple Life Hacks To Make You A Better Person (30 Days of Stuff)

Deaf To All But Metal: More Albums We've Never Heard, Reviewed (30 Days of Stuff)

4 Impossible Magic Tricks EXPLAINED (30 Days of Stuff)

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