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It's a difficult job moving a video game into book form. Especially a non-linear game that tells two stories at once. Follows countless characters across a made up land. Has more dick jokes than in Gasher's pants. Foul Fantasy really is/was a difficult slog to get into whatever form we put it out in. What it is though, is worth our and your time. So read on and find out what you can expect in the Foul Fantasy book. 
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This time last year I wrote an excellent article about the types of people you meet at popular music festivals. Back then, I basically said that festivals are full of bell ends. This year, I'm here to tell you the exact same thing. I noticed a further few types of asshole this year, ones which previously sidestepped by fool-proof asshole detector. The question remains: which one are you?  The champion of timewasting is social media. Today, there are a lot of options when it comes to wasting your time and the time of others; Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, SoundCloud, the list goes on. And whilst it's not remiss for people, groups and companies to have a presence on a bevy of social medias these days, sadly all are not created equal. Here are the five worst social networks and ones you should avoid ever visiting!  You can probably list the amount of advantages DC have over their age-old enemy Marvel in Hollywood on the back of a postcard. The five year head start and meticulous planning the MCU enjoyed at the beginning has led to a situation where they essentially dictate the direction of travel of the biggest genre in film-making, with the DCEU lagging behind. This has forced the DCEU to make creative changes just to be contrarian - Marvel has their TV and Film universes crossover, so DC does not; Marvel has leaned into the light and colourful side of comic books, so DC has gone grim and gritty; and Marvel built up for a while to their first big team up movie, whereas DC put it out second. So as I alluded to above, DC are on the ropes. But one of the advantages they do have is that, unlike Marvel, DC and Warner Bros have all of their toys to play with. Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman weren’t sold off to different companies, so a Fox/X-Men situation can’t happen.  DC have accelerated the process of debuting their big name characters, with Justice League set to introduce basically all the heavy hitters outside of Green Lantern, but there are still more than enough characters left on the subs bench for when the JL stars need a breather.
With that in mind, here are 9 DC characters yet to make an appearance on the big screen (or little screen, for that matter).
As Netflix continues to hoover up IPs and creators, the latest acquisition on their hit-list is acclaimed Scottish comic writer Mark Millar and his independent/contributory (it's complicated) imprint MillarWorld. The deal has been compared to the Disney buyout of Marvel and the Warner Bros. purchase of DC, but just what has Netflix purchased? Let's talk a look at the titles that Netflix now have the power to adapt, should they wish to do so.
In the first Pitch Intense project, Mike and Darren give their pitches for the ideal sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming, in a battle of Kraven Vs Mysterio! Be sure to tell us who won via comments, Facebook or Twitter!
In the time it takes to read this sentence, someone has discovered 3 more characters in the background of Guardians of the Galaxy. It seems that, although they are lacking a sizeable chunk of their comic character cast thanks to the absence of the X-Men and Fantastic Four, Marvel have thrown absolutely everybody they have into a movie or TV show at this point. You’d be forgiven in thinking that the well is dry - from now on, we’ll be seeing nothing but sequels and spin offs as the MCU enters its second decade of existence next year. But thankfully, Marvel still have some bullets in the chamber, should they feel the need to add a new movie headliner.  So I’ve compiled a list of 9 superheroes who haven’t seen the light of day yet in the MCU. This list was a lot harder than it would have been even two years ago, but the majority of the people mentioned are strong contenders to show up at some point, either as supporting faces or as the stars of their own movie/TV show.
We like movies here at FoulENT, if that wasn't incredibly obvious. However, for all the best and worsts, highs and lows, rankings and predictions for movies past and present, there are those movies that are just too perfect within their own rules and boundaries that they become incredibly popular with select audiences. These cult movies are the ones that do the bet job of creating a loving following and in turn creating a whole new viewing experience that feels far more special than watching a summer blockbuster in a crowded multiplex. Here are 10 cult movies that you owe it to yourself to watch. You might even find a new favourite.  It is said that you can never have too much of a good thing, but the hand-shaped bruises on my cock tell a different story. There is a big difference between a wank and a dick injury, although one will inevitably lead to the other without the application of a little thing known as moderation. Contrary to what people say, it is entirely possible to have too much or too many of something. More doesn’t equal better. Too much fertiliser on a playing field eventually results in mounds of animal shit where there used to be grass. Cigarettes will make you look cool to start with, but too many will turn your lungs to coal. Touching your penis more than five times a day will eventually turn your spunk to talcum powder.  Because most people are stupid, they don’t realise this. Instead, fat women who get minor self confidence boosts from posting heavily filtered selfies post fifteen selfies a day thinking it will yield fifteen times more confidence boosts. It doesn’t. It just takes up valuable web space for women who are worth looking at.
With this mind, here’s my list of things we need to start moderating better. I don't know how many of you readers remember the 70s. I do, vividly. It was a glorious time full of men in camel hair coats and women who swooned when their boyfriend punched someone. It seems that the ability to engage in a successful bout of fisticuffs is no longer the main requirement when it comes to being an alpha male. Welcome to the modern world, where alpha males don't fight and drink beers. Welcome to my guide to being an alpha male in the modern world.  |